Sometimes you run into VIPs (you should already know this) or EEs (Eminent Earthling) when you least expect it!

Earlier today, leaving the supermarket the same time I was, was a guy who looked so much like me, he could have been me.  In fact, he was!  And apparently knew he's the subject of an Immutable Law of the Universe regarding Homages Paid to Eminent Earthlings--a law not only immutable, but absolutely inviolate (schmuck--that means you must comply), as he charged headlong at a glass wall without slowing his pace by so much as a uum/sec.  And lo! (behold! and forsooth even!) said wall, in part, moved out of his way!  Who'd'a thunk it?

What? Automatic door controlled by a motion sensor?  Naw.  No way.  I like my explanation better.